No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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