Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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