you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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