And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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