Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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