boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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