Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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