turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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