Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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