Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
