i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You can't special order awesome
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
