i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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