I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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