what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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