God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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