just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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