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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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