He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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