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He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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