But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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