problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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