Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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