420 ftw
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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