Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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