i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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