it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
My vagina just clenched in fear
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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