Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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