Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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