i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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