Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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