Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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