If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She's the barista slut.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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