At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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