im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
