Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
