There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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