i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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