spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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