Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
soo... how was my night?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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