and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
