ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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