I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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