Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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