the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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