i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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