That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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