Got a toothbrush?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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