Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
