You made me cry and you don't even care
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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