help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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