so let's talk penis.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
my poor anus
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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